Hello and welcome to LozerPalooza.com. We would like to introduce ourselves. Kelsey and Daphne!
So, You’re a loser? Or at least you feel you are. If you’re pathetic then we want to talk to you! We will giggle and laugh at you all the way to the bank while taking all your money (of course) because we are ONLY here for that reason and that reason only. Wank your little wee wee (or don’t) as we make everything all about us! Because let’s face it. IT IS all about us!
One of our most favorite things in the world are naughty panty boys and loser boys. We get them into all sorts of hairy situations! We love sending loser boys to suck cock at the glory holes all over town. While our panty boys I get to dress up and admire all day.
We always have a super fun time teasing boys with our hot bodies only to let them down nice and hard. *Literally* Is it to small? Hehe don’t worry, we wont let it come near us! Stupid little boys. Listen to us giggle and laugh at you and your pathetic penis! Looking for that perfect Princess duo to show off their pretty pink pussies just so your blue balls ache!? Knowing you’ll never touch them. What a pathetic loser you are. And we will be sure to let you know it the WHOLE time. So what are you waiting for boys? Were ready to giggle at you until your pathetic weewee jizzes. But be warned.. We might make you eat it! hehe
We have been best friends for 10 years. We know each other inside and out. We’ve been roomates, shared lovers, tortured boys and had many many fun adventures together. What this means for you is that you have a genuine friendship teasing and denying you. A genuine friendship playing off each other to create one of the most intense experiences you will hear.
“Nearly two hours of talk and not once did the erotic arousal lag. Every moment built anticipation. Two minds which are pure sexual arousal. Submitting and barking has never been this fantastic.” – Sasha
As our friendship blossomed, so in fact did our love for teasing. We teased everyone. Girls, Guys, Teachers, Waiters, Police Officers. And what did we find? That we not only got away with everything we wanted to do, but we also got. And we got.. a LOT.
We created Lozerpalooza.com because we wanted a site dedicated to our most favorite kind of boy. Losers! Panty Boys, Crack heads, Alcoholics, money pigs, sissy boys, faggy boys, cocksuckers and more!
“Beautiful girls who really know how to treat a disgusting loser like me” – pathetic sissy wimp
We are HUMILIATRIXES. Not Dominatrixes. We are not on some man hating power trip. We want to be amused. We want to laugh. We want to tease, deny and make you cry. We want you to hate yourself and love us. We DO NOT scream. We like our voices more than that! We just love love love being mean! We are greedy, oh so greedy. And sometimes we can be moody! We have real men so we do not need you. You have a purpose. And that is to amuse, spoil and worship us!
Some of our interests include: Forced Intoxication, Humiliation, Financial Domination (duh), Money Slaves, Panty Boys, Sissy Boys, Fags, Cuckolds, CBT, Small Penis Humiliation, or generally being amused by losers of all kinds!
Our dislikes include: People who waste our time, people who waste our time, people who waste our time. Oh and, PEOPLE WHO WASTE OUR DAMN FUCKING TIME.
